THOUGHT EXPERIMENTS

Julia Beasley is a writer and art creator. She is very considerate of others, goofy, and likes clean spaces.

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She has a scrappy, get-things-done attitude that she got from her parents in Iowa (when she called her father on Father's Day, he was spray painting an octopus in his garden). Her fingers bare an uncanny resemblance to Maria Shriver's neckline, which means she can type really fast.

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In real life, she lives in New York. People keep asking if she is a vegetarian. She is not, but she is a recovering vegan. She reads, falls asleep to grisly true crime, and attends cremation lectures at her local cemetary. If she's not home, she's probably walking Basil. Their outfits probably match.